Late night joke of the week

From Thursdays’ Late Show with David Letterman:

Top 10 reasons Rob Ford is taking a leave of absence
10. His drinking began to interfere with his crack smoking
9. Wants to spend more time with his humiliated family
8. Crack scene in Toronto is so over
7.Worries that if he stays he’ll embarrass himself
6. Meetings with CBS about a late night project
5. Allergies
4. Already accomplished everything he set out to do
3. Made the decision in a drunken stupor
2. He’s going to help Justin Bieber turn his life around
1. The great ones always know when to leave on top

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