That’s right, “Congratulations, Canada, on preserving your national igloo.” Huckabee is also the dude who has secured the best celebrity endorsement ever–no, not from Oprah, silly, from Chuck Norris:
This is no joke–this “Chuck Norris Approved” message is posted right on Huckabee’s campaign web site. The fear, of course, is that Norris will come north and rip out Mercer’s lungs once Huckabee wins the election. It could happen if anybody from Huckabee’s campaign team can find Canada on a map. Stay in your igloos, Canada, and stop talking to Americans.