FOR SALE: Large, well-maintained, 10-storey television studios/office building located right in the heart of Toronto’s entertainment district. Gently-used studios offer plenty of opportunities for multi-use possibilities: squash courts, bowling alleys, gun range. Comes with thousands of gently-used vice-president offices, all offering stunning view of the city. Current tenant promises to thoroughly clean atrium floor stained after hundreds jumped to their death on election night. Buy now and receive *FREE* autographed Don Cherry jackets. Cash only; contact Harper government (Inc.).
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