1. Save The Klan2. Save The SUV3. Save Hitler’s Brain4. Bailout The Teachers Pension Fund Now5. Exonerate Alan Eagleson6. Join The Club Baby Seals Club7. Give to the Brian Mulroney Defence Fund8. Free Bernie Madoff Now9. Screw Law & Order—20 Seasons for According to Jim10. Mothers Against Mad-TV11. Break Up The Maple Leafs12. Hey Pulitzer—What