…is Toronto mayor Rob Ford. From Wednesday’s The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

President Obama’s approval rating is down to 39 percent. And Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who admitted to smoking crack cocaine, went up to 49 percent. How does this make Obama feel? He’d be better off smoking crack than passing Obamacare.

From Tuesday’s The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson:

How come this Rob Ford guy is still in office? I guess Canadians are too polite to tell a crackhead to step down.

Actually, the real reason the police knew the mayor was smoking crack is because he predicted that the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup.

 From The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert:

The bigger mayoral news comes out of Toronto and the drug scandal engulfing Chris Farley tribute mayor Rob Ford…

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Smoking crack, and making racist and homophobic remarks. I believe in Canada, that’s referred to as a hat trick…

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