In the wake of recently announced cutbacks, TV Feeds My Family has obtained the top secret, totally revised CBC schedule. Here’s what viewers will have to look forward to next fall once the $115 million chop to the annual parliamentary appropriation starts impacting the schedule.
STEVEN OR CHRIS–Lifestyle
Hard times at the network force the daytime talk show hosts to alternate throughout the week. Today: Steven demonstrates how to siphon gas; making pate out of toothpaste.
BEST RECIPE EVER–Cooking. Today (again): Kraft dinner and hotdogs.
MICHAEL EVERY OTHER TUESDAY & THURSDAY–Comedy
Michael (Matt Watts) confronts his fear of improvising after the CBC budget for original scripts is slashed.
DRAGONS’ DEN OF INCREDIBLE SAVINGS—Home shopping. Items from Dragons’ Den are offered for sale. Today: the set and the lighting.
THE NATURE OF THONGS—Science. In a re-boot aimed at broadening the appeal of this long-running series, Dr. David Suzuki explores how thongs contribute to global warming.
THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES OF MARK CRITCH–Comedy It’s never explained, but every other cast member of this show seems to have vanished. Tonight: Critch ambushes himself on Parliament Hill.