“Looks like it’s just the two of us, Freckles”

I never watched Lost. I literally fell asleep trying to watch the pilot. When I woke up, it just seemed like Gilligan’s Island meets Survivor. I knew if I somehow got hooked it could all add up to six years I’d never get back. So don’t ask me if I thought the finale was any good–I was lost at the cottage.
Whether you got hooked or not, Jimmy Kimmel’s alternate endings to Lost, above, is beyond brilliant. Nobody does these TV inside jokes better than Kimmel and his writers, who do more with seven minutes than SNL does with 90. Think of the amount of planning and scheduling that went into this and all hail Jimmy.